I have to tell you guys something. But I already packed my computer cuz I’m leaving for DC tomorrow morning. So your gonna have to wait a little longer. In the meantime, take a seat and get ready.
"My prior life experiences did not prepare me for what happened last night. So yes, I’m a bit distraught."
"Funny story, completely missed my last class cuz I though it was rescheduled for tomorrow. nope. I was wrong."
"Randomly found my drug of choice on my dresser this morning. Conclusion: drunk nights are good nights."
"We’re having a dinner party. I hope someone is bringing dessert. Cheesecake preferably."